The Official Hip-Hop Shop

[JKZ]

Once again, JKZ is back to Thrash these raps with rappid massive like battery packs!

It's the Re-Opening of the Hip-Hop Shop .

Originally brought to you by BloodyAngel of RaveMatch on November 2, 2005.

This rap thread of choice quickly became popular and continued to be pioneered by artists such as

Rsiny(myself), NaturalBornChiller, FutureUnderground, RealOne, TwiztedDreams, Brandon aka. B, and even the Admin of this new site, RockyRacoon .

Now that RM is gone, I've come to this site to re-open the Hip-Hop Shop .

Meant for the Toughest Rhymes on the internet .

[JKZ]

Bust it,
I'm like a laxative sporadically splittin' asses of rappers with the
tactics of a savage attack against civil activists.
Intact to blast a prick who'd try some slick shit at the risk of
dispersment when venom acid rips through mental pathogens.
When I commence immense a simple sacrilege its like a
mind inflicted trap invisions from a sith of Cath-o-lics.
Your fast attempts to catch a glimpse of pro rap's un-intricate 'cause there's
no match against who grips with a flow that’s as sick as this shit.
So get'cha note pads and pencil tips ready. Despite your dumbness.
Don’t pay enough attention you might end up in slight reduction.
Cause my abundant splice could burn the fahrenheit of ovens.
And through the mic, I'm bustin through stomachs like liposuctions.
Rsiny, the reckless half actin' black bastard is back.
Thrashin' with rapid massive like battery packs.
Too fast to react. One moment I'm insensible,
the next minute, this miserable kid gives unconventional wombs.

[RockyRaccoon]

rsiny , your mission , should you choose to accept it , is to seek out and recover the member formerly known as "realone" . we have no information to his current whereabouts .

[brokenheartedartist]

this should b fun
i ll bring broken out
i so will
its so time getat me

[StarLitNight]

im really upset

kim did a freestyle for me
and i had it in my RM profile
and now its gone


i loved that shit

[darthsparkles]

Bust it,
I'm like a laxative sporadically splittin' asses of rappers with the
tactics of a savage attack against civil activists.
Intact to blast a prick who'd try some slick shit at the risk of
dispersment when venom acid rips through mental pathogens.
When I commence immense a simple sacrilege its like a
mind inflicted trap invisions from a sith of Cath-o-lics.
Your fast attempts to catch a glimpse of pro rap's un-intricate 'cause there's
no match against who grips with a flow that’s as sick as this shit.
So get'cha note pads and pencil tips ready. Despite your dumbness.
Don’t pay enough attention you might end up a slight reduction.
Cause my abundant splice could burn the fahrenheit of ovens.
And through the mic, I'm bustin through stomachs like liposuctions.
Rsiny, the reckless half actin' black bastard is back.
Thrashin' with rapid massive like battery packs.
Too fast to react. One moment I'm insensible,
the next minute, this miserable kid gives unconventional wombs.

oh jesus .
i had things to say .
but seeing all this colour shit is making my eyes want to bleed .
:|

[JKZ]

rsiny , your mission , should you choose to accept it , is to seek out and recover the member formerly known as "realone" . we have no information to his current whereabouts .

mission accepted . . . . . err . . . Sir . . . . 

[JKZ]

******EXCLUSIVE******

RockyRaccoon said:

ok

i know it's your shop but can i sell you a clue
if i asked you to rhyme , would you know what to do ?
come on , special ed , wtf happened to you ?
i counted your chromosomes but only found 42 .
flowing/smokin , sleeping/leakin . . . man , none of those rhyme !
you need to go back to school . pay attention this time .
and what's with the colors , blue , yellow , pink  , green and red ?
did a bag of skittles explode in your head ?
stick to white . i'm not racist . that's already been said .
but you post just like D . ditch that style , man . it's dead .
don't think i forgot . i just want you to know .
that shit about dieselboy and your studio .
you say you've got skillZzzZ ? where the fuck did they go ?
maybe one of our mod chicks should teach you to flow .
cause you've got not groove . no continuity
you're as smooth as a kidney stone . and it hurts when i pee .
you've hyped yourself up for 3 months . still i see
only smoke , and  no fire from the young rsiny .
maybe it's just writer's block . clouded vision . can't see .
but when will you show what you're claiming to be ?
take a look at that face in the mirror , can you see
those expressions are like the ones on MTV
i'm so hard ! i'm so hip ! nigga what ? look at me !
you're not hip , and you hop like a bunny on E .
lighten up . be yourself . you might like it (like me)
if you stick to the mold then you'll never be free .
i just finished my pop tarts
it's early and street smart
wont make me feel whole
so i'm getting a bowl
of golden grahams now
pour my milk . you know how .
and let's get over this shit .
cause this mess doesn't sit .
because everyone (me and them and you)
i think we've all got something better to do
breakfast foods , and not crack .
hip hop's going no where .
you can bump this shit back
but don't expect me to care .

DIPSET SOUTH N CANDYS 22 CREW
3RD C YA HEARD
YO V U SEE THIS SHIT
I REP A HEAVY STYLE F'REAL

[JKZ]

lol . . . . I had to post that in here . . . . it only makes since to do so, seeing how this is rocky's website .

Copy/Pasted directly from the original Shop .

[xacci]

nice

[JKZ]

Some say . . . . They don’t think I can do it again . . . . .
So What do I say to that?

"DETESTMENT"

Fuck if,
I got to do thee impossible, I’ma do it with intense strenth!
Mentally, I’m RIPPED like the Hulk.
My verbal slur will burn you like a stick spliff of purple erb!
I drop shit like gerbil’s terds. My sickness is so absurd! (haha)
Hurt you with internal germs through your abdomen.
Half you kids just babble’n and cant handle the accurate attacks
from an advocate of an assassin who’ll spit illmaculant
Bigotry acids like my throat passage is chemically active.
What do I say to these bastards who actually THINK they’re
In the same liege as an MC with my caliber?
Dogg, If I was ya, I would NOT come collide with us.
‘Cause I could trust your pack is just some whack ass drag of chumps.
I pack a punch ‘cause actors love reciting all kinds of bluffs.
That’s why I sit my ass down and write when survival’s tough.
ANY track ; I could ride like a traffica with a stash of drugs.
 . . . Back-ups in my pathway is left a massacre.
From my disastrous tactics that left your minds corrupt.
And all who challenge us un-easy on their feet like bathroom floods from
a tub full of plastered suds. . . . . . (deep breath) . . . . . I’ve had enough.
Ya’ll like . . . Feces and acid-rush ; ya’ll haterz get trashed and flushed.
I rap in a spectacular fashion. Matter of fact, it’s decided as
a tragical habit I baffled up. Ya’ll just a pack full of power puffs ; tryna fit in.
I turn my back, these faggot cats are back to yappin again.
Not actual men ; ya’ll just ACTING tough. Your tussle’s a “scratch & tug”.
You “battle cub” maggots can get smacked with a spatula!
Some rappers win the Princeton talent show ; half the time they sucked.
Learn from Hove. Just put the Mic down and grab a tux.

The Underground Arsonist has spoken ya heard?
That’s just part one for all of ya’ll that’s been waiting.
Hip-Hop Shop and ya don’t stop!
Respect the frame of mind of a true MC. I’m Ghost. One Love.

[JKZ]

"Nasti Natti State Of Mind" by: Rsiny

I'm tuckin' a toasta.
My dope flow got the clutch of a cobra.
Life is a "bitch", we fucked on the sofa.
Bust on this hoes butt.
But Low and behold, This hoe is a vulture.
Now I'm holding my cold nutz.
With Life,
I'm "burned" out.
(friend) : show 'nuff?
(me) : no bluff.
(me) : I'ma choke up that son of a.....
(friend) : woah brah!
Fuck That! We old enough to cuss. Plus we ducking the Grown-Ups.
Aint Givin' a Fuck. We post up.
We rollin' a blunt to smoke up.
I'm born as a part of a chosen culture.
Hold Up.
This shit is "sick" I'm bouts to Throw Up.

*Throws Up*

[JKZ]

I’m Egotistic!
It’s so civic that Princeton’s-a-district!
Anybody would be Balistic to tic-with my vision!
It’s-been listed so don’t miss-it!
I’m lyrically gifted!
Rsiny-so-vivid when he rips-it with-wicked-ly-sick-shit!
Mentally-grip-this!
Why you keep ridiculously-trippin’?
You instantly prohibit!?
Quit It!
I’m sick-of-thee-bitchin’!
Witness-me-flip-it!
I got you going,“vlip-what-thee-vlip-wit!?”
'Cause you're so confused. “This-shit’s-different!”
You simply-don’t-get-it!
Stick-with-me. listen!
Think quickly!
Don’t loose-me-again-man.
Or you-could-be-lifted
off your feet and duped-for-thee-pendant!
Soon as ya'll assumed-he-was-chicken,
The mood-of-me-shifted!
Like, “Who-could-he-rip-this brutally in 2-to-3-minutes!?”
Fuck if you niggaz pimpin’!
I’m leavin’ your bitches limpin’!
You claim you the shit at spittin’!?
You gots to be fuckin' Kiddin’!!
For instance: If-spittin’-these-lyrics-was-fish-sticks,
It’d be more terrific-than-biskuts-and-chicken-to-dip-with!
Listen-you-dip-shit!
I’m infinitly keepin’-it-ruthless!
Believe-you-can-juke-this?
Well, come at me and I’m leavin’-you-toothless!
And put in deep sleep like a priest!
Haters need to decease!
Before I release a beast
And decrease your beef into a heap of greased meat!
PLEEASE!
Fools EASE!
And feel the HEAT rush through your body and DEEP in your KNEES!
Keepin’ it RAW-for-the-woods!
Making sure YA’LL-understood:
If you want-it with the flowin’, go head and call-up-your-hood!
I’m Egotistic!

[RockyRaccoon]

jeremy , this is a fact :
more people would read your posts if you stopped fucking up the colors like that .

[xacci]

jeremy , this is a fact :
more people would read your posts if you stopped fucking up the colors like that .

it's not so bad, i don't see the glow and shit... but yeah i think i'd read it more if it were one colour