9.23.06 MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY 5 featuring SUPERSTAR DJ KEOKI AUSTIN TEXAS!!!

[512]

"IF ITS GONNA BE THAT KINDA PARTY, IM GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOS"



[size=24]SUPERSTAR DJ KEOKI [/size](http://www.djkeoki.com) - Keoki is America's own superstar dj. Alongside the stalwarts from across the sea; Keoki stands tall. A million records sold, magazine cover boy. Billboard dance chart dominator and sought-after mix master for exclusive private soirees. Keoki's early fame was earned at his residency at Disco 2000 night at limelight. In the movie "party monster" Keoki's infamous time in his icon club land is documented. Keoki was also one of the 1st DJS ever signed to Moonshine to hallmark their legendary CD and 12" series. In 1998 his "caterpiller" track made #3 on the billboard and even was featured on the simpsons! Upon parting ways with Moonshine in 2002, Keoki reinvented his image and musical style with "Keokidash" on Hypnotic records. With this huge surge in popularity and cutting edge element that electro-clash has played on the dance music circuit this last year espescially, Keoki continues to ride cutting edge trends of dance by finding his home in the latest craze of dance floor phenomenon. The Party never ends with Superstar DJ Keoki!

[size=24]SCOTT STUBBS[/size]  (www.djscottstubbs.com) - Las Vegas superstar DJ Scott Stubbs (Las Vegas' # 1 selling DJ) has spent the last 15 years as one of North America's pioneers of Trance, House & Progressive. As a national headliner, he has gained a reputation as one of America's premier DJs, who continually rocks many of the biggest and most influential clubs & events throughout the US, Canada, Mexico, South America, Asia & the UK. Scott's DJ sets continue to blur the lines, often combining elements of Progressive, Trance, Tribal & House into one seamless diverse crowd pleasing mix. Throughout 2006, Scott will maintain his global DJ schedule, as well as head the highly successful Nokturnel Artist Management company which has provided talent bookings & management for some of the worlds top DJs for nearly a decade. Scott's constant touring and tireless promotion of House, Trance & Progressive continue to make him one of the most sought after DJs in the US today & one of America's true Trance DJ legends.

[size=18]LUNA – SYSTEM 7
DJ B.Ware – Area 512
BIG RICH - Upstep . Nuphlex
                                                        I D E G O[/size]
 Idego is a four turntable, three mixer, three man, progressive experience
                      [size=18]JUST IN TIME ***POWDER *** DJ MOCHKO[/size]


[size=18]YOS - HYPERRHYTHM RECORDS
ATCH - Nu Soul.Bucklup
LX - NEXTLEVEL - LIP BALM.
BOSS - MIXOLOGY
KEEQUE - AREA 512.MIXOLOGY
DJ DRU - MD ENT
NASTYBOY - AREA 512.NextLevelENT
DJ Exceed ™ - AREA 512
Klapton - eXtremeUnderground


ESCAPE  THROUGH
THE HOLE STAGE
RB [*three table set*] - SelectBlend* // Compression REC
RAMZ – Technoprisoners // Insurgent Recordings
STEELGROOVES - steelgrooves.net // Rock n Bass // Epicentrik
T*JUNGLIZT - SelectBlend*//  dopeammo.co.uk
PHOENIX - Audiotek
NISHUN - SelectBlend* // H-Town Killaz
** Surround sound environment by SelectBlend* & StereoType Sound.**[/[/size]size]


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CATERING:
KENDRAS FESTIVUS KITCHEN
****** Hot Dogs*******
Bottled Water ****** Nachos
Red Bull ****** Chili Dogs
Gatorade ****** Frito Pie
Gin & Juice ****** Punch & Pie
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
AREA 512 ENTERTAINMENT
PSYCH WARD 512
ECKO
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VENUE:
The nice part is J Lorraine Ranch in Manor, TX.
J Lorraine is a great place for your next party, reunion, dance, or whatever you like (southwestern style with cool Austin hipness)...
There's a sand volleyball court, horseshoes and washers pits, a band or karaoke stage,
cool outdoor movie screen, concession stand, really nice folks,
an outdoor (covered) bar/saloon/picnic area, a dance floor, a playground, ALL UNDER THE STARS.
J Lorraine Ranch is off Old Kimbro Rd. on Littig Rd in Manor Tx.

DIRECTIONS:
AUSTIN/DALLAS/SAN ANTONIO
- Take IH-35 to US 290 (Exit 238B)
- Head east on 290 for approximately 12 miles. Look for the green sign for "Old Kimbro
Road" on your right.
- Take a right at the light and continue for approximately 1.2 miles.
- At the split in the road, take the left over the railroad tracks, and you will see us
on the right.
- Please avoid loud car stereos and speeding.

HOUSTON:- Take 290 West for approximately 137 miles until you see the green sign for
"Old Kimbro Road" on your right (Old Kimbro Road is approximately 6.6 miles past Elgin,
TX. If you reach Manor, you have gone too far).
- Take a left at the light and continue for approximately 1.2 miles.
- At the split in the road, take the left over the railroad tracks, and you will see us
on the right.
- Please avoid loud car stereos and speeding.
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PARKING:
Parking is severely limited, and we recommend arriving early, especially if you are driving a long distance to get here.
We suggest carpooling.
Please avoid loud car stereos or speeding, we do not wish to disturb the neighbors.
Thanks for your cooperation.
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HOTELS:
Manor Inn Hotel (512) 272-8516
106 E Parsons St
Manor, TX

Quality Inn and Suites Manor (512) 272-9373
11301 Us Highway 290 E
Manor, TX
www.qualityinn.com

290 Inn (512) 272-8217
10091 Us Highway 290 E
Manor, TX

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WHAT TO BRING:
Friends
Good attitudes
DANCING shoes


WHAT NOT TO BRING:
Weapons of any kind
Drugs
Bad attitudes
outside food or drinks
Alcohol

(Strict action WILL be taken against illegal and/or unsafe behavior.)

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TICKETS:

$10 Tickets will be avaliable soon
Turntable Records
Austin:512.462.2568

Sundance
San Marcos:512.392.7084

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MORE INFORMATION:
music@sanmarcos.net

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Part of the proceeds for this event will go to
The NOSE WEASELS &
PENISLESS MONKEYS FOUNDATION


**THIS IS A ALL AGES EVENT!**
Doors open @ 9-5am
more info: www.area512.com
E-mail:music@sanmarcos.net

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[pico1991]

I want to go just to hear/see DJ Keoki, mainly because of the party monster movie.

[DJKling]

I want to go just to hear/see DJ Keoki, mainly because of the party monster movie.

if he shows up, which he rarely does, he's just a showboater, doesnt mix well, and in general is just kind of annoying

i played with him on RiverRave in boston years ago

trainwrecked for an hour, then fell down, threw up, and passed out drunk

the rest of the lineup would be better to see in my opinion

and partymonster sucked

HOWEVER, i think seeing Keoki is like seeing Oakenfold, Tiesto, etc... you should see him, but dont expect TOO much...

[pico1991]

Yep, I think thats what it'd be.. I Just want to seeh him cause of his supposed fame. He doesnt really spin the music I prefer.

[303anarchy]

he does really suck.  like, really.

watch out too, he likes to steal red bull displays...

[pico1991]

Oh yeah?

[LaBellaVita]

Well Jeeze arent you guys just a ball of sunshine today? I wanna go just to go back to Texas.

[pico1991]

I dont like sunshine. Personally, Im up to here *holds his hand high* with the Sun and could care less if it supernova'd.

[changa]

i wish i could go to this party but tx is to far away  i miss tx

[Gicky]

if he shows up, which he rarely does, he's just a showboater, doesnt mix well, and in general is just kind of annoying

i played with him on RiverRave in boston years ago

trainwrecked for an hour, then fell down, threw up, and passed out drunk

the rest of the lineup would be better to see in my opinion

and partymonster sucked

HOWEVER, i think seeing Keoki is like seeing Oakenfold, Tiesto, etc... you should see him, but dont expect TOO much...

This man knows what he's talking about.
He played a party I did last summer, was fucking FUCKED UP like whoa.. Actually mixed not too bad, but seriously, nothing special.. Just some dude playing records.. ya know?

[Spindoctor]

When I saw him...he played some of the tracks I liked from Disco Death Race 2000...which was cool until I realized he was playing the CD...

I'd go to look up Big Rich. I haven't seen any of those guys since before I left for the army. He was some of the first funky house I ever heard.

Are any of those guys still around? Jay, Rise, Simple Love, Josh Stone, Chris (the guy who owned Underground Sound in San Antonio), Francisco, Groove Eddie, or the guy who owned House of Wax in San Antonio (I forget his name atm)? Are any of them still in it? Is House of Wax still open? Is there anything going on in San Antonio these days?

[DJKling]

I miss San Antionio, was a cute city

As i said, Keoki is a showboater, and he hadnt been booked for a gig in ages until that piece of shit movie came out with him in it.  Party Monster.  Still makes me wanna vomit.

Keoki actually got roughed up real bad a few weeks ago at ICE in LV; dont know why, but it was in the Las Vegas Weekly.  Scary.

All of the 'big name showboats' are people who will bring a crowd, but not provide an experience worth the cost of booking them

i think this show will otherwise be fun, but i wouldnt go to see Keoki... i'd go to support the locals and leave during Keoki's set