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« on: March 31, 2009, 10:46:50 AM » |
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This has been bugging me...
So this last weekend I'm hammered, and so is everyone else. A debate is sparked.
Is bench pressing a 170lbs girl easier than bench pressing a 170lbs bar?
I say no. It is identical. Everyone else (you fuckers) say that due to "weight distribution" the girl would be easier to lift. Isn't a 170lbs bar better weight distribution than a human body? The bar would disperse 85lbs to each arm. If anything the girl would have her weight distributed unevenly thereby making it harder on one arm. (unless that's your strong arm?)
Maybe I'm missing something... Input please...
Just FYI, I pretty much lost it at this point. I find a piece of paper and start hastily drawing a diagram showing that once all final variables are assigned there is still 170lbs of weight to lift.
My rant falls of deaf/drunk ears.
(Yes I am a tool, but that is besides the point)
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 10:50:28 AM » |
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I agree that it would be easier to bench press the bar, cause yeah with the girl her weight would be distributed unevenly. itd be like if you put 65lbs on one side of the bar and 75 on the other itd make it much harder.
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 01:57:37 PM » |
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if you cut the girl in half and glue her extremities together and leave the middle portion to the outsides, it would be just as easy to bench press the girl
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 01:59:49 PM » |
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The bar would be easier, because 9/10 times the girl would bitch, squirm, or complain .
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 02:00:34 PM » |
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LOL!
*agree
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 02:02:10 PM » |
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hahaha .
I actually change my response .
The bar would be easier , because it couldn't lie about its weight .
If a girl TELLS you she's 170, she's probably 210 .
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 02:03:32 PM » |
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hahaha .
I actually change my response .
The bar would be easier , because it couldn't lie about its weight .
If a girl TELLS you she's 170, she's probably 210 .
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 02:04:03 PM » |
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very true, unless you calibrate her first
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 02:05:22 PM » |
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Ooooo think I have a new pickup line. "Hey baby. How about I calibrate your fine ass..."  It's gotta work |
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 02:06:00 PM » |
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* Vago steals your shiny pick up line. |
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 02:08:49 PM » |
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Ooooo think I have a new pickup line. "Hey baby. How about I calibrate your fine ass..." It's gotta work Especially if you use it after they're tied up in the trunk, YUS! |
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 02:10:54 PM » |
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i need this machine.
it's a simple machine  |
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 02:11:50 PM » |
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HAHAH ANDY
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 11:22:26 AM » |
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alright. . . . . ima have to jump on this bandwagon and agree with tom tom that the girl would be harder to bench.
She'd be giggling and you'd be doing it with your hands open as opposed to having your hands wrapped around the bar, AND the weight would definantly be distributed better with the bar.
but on the other side of the arguement a pound of potatoes and a pound of feathers weigh the same.....
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 11:30:42 AM » |
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i would be more concerned with groping her than with benching her
id prolly try to stick a finger somewhere warm and wet
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